Simply me.

Jose Soto
DMUN112
Est. 1994

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godsquito:

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know

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Permalink stealingfirefromprometheus: theowlintheappletree: blurringlines: Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is. Will Smith does THIS. gold. I will forever reblog this photo. love it. Will Smith is basically the best.
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Permalink askdieselscharas: ask-avoxs-chars: HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW. YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT. ASJHJFSJDKSNMHJASKLJMKBN HJDSHJHASFSDAS ((I actually know where you get these.))
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Get distracted for a second by Walmart’s electronics section. Turn around and now you can’t find your mommy.

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Permalink drream: dismayedsense: keepcalmbabe: innocence-is-torn: i-cant-f0rget: Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!! holy crap I CAN SEE SOUNDS. DEVIOUS FUCKERY I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT GFGKLEMFNGK JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT. WHAT OH MY GOD I’m re-blogging this every time I see it. what the fuck.. OH MY GOD HOLYYY SHITTT :O  SERIOUSLY HOW OMFG